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So tomorrow is Mother’s Day and Mother’s Day is the kind of holiday I’d normally think is total bullshit and want to stab people for celebrating, but because I actually AM a mom now and thus stand to benefit from its bullshit, I’ve decided that MOTHER’S DAY IS AWESOME.  And not bullshit at all.  Because [...]

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Bejewell on February 12th, 2010

You know how sometimes you hate something SO MUCH that you just want to stab it in the eyes with a thousand knives and then laugh a terrifying cackle while you stand over it and watch it bleed out?  And if it was an actual person you would totally do the stabby-cackly thing without a [...]

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Bejewell on February 14th, 2008

Every year when the mall Christmas trees and candy canes magically make way for heart-shaped candy boxes and teddy bears, I feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up a little.  When the “seasonal” aisle at the grocery store suddenly has red and pink streamers hanging above it, I throw up a little in [...]

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