1. Waste of Time Haiku Instead of meeting I could be doing the things We’re meeting about 2. Nodding Head Haiku It looks like I care About what you are saying Really not so much 3. Happy Co-Worker Haiku Please shut the hell up Your cheerful ass-kissiness Is annoying me 4. Stomach Growling Haiku I’m [...]
Perky Mom’s so friendly Perky Mom’s so cool Perky Mom’s at soccer practice Perky Mom’s at school Perky Mom is cute Perky Mom is thin Perky Mom has not a single Wrinkle on her skin Perky Mom gives high fives Perky Mom cheers the team Perky Mom is every horny Perky Dad’s wet dream Perky [...]
I know that you’re just boys I know you’re only six But if you make my kid cry I will punch you in your dicks.
You want to merge? Why yes, of course. Here, let me just ease back. Why don’t you merge? Can you not see There’s room now on the track? Okay, I guess You’ve changed your mind And want to come in from behind So I speed up But then you do, too And CUT in the [...]
There’s a cramp in my left leg And a sharp pain in my neck When I get up in the morning I’ll still feel both, I suspect There’s a leg wrapped ‘round my belly Slightly shorter than my own An elbow jabs and pokes and stabs Between my shoulder bones A smallish hand is draped [...]
Welcome home, little plant I hope happiness fills you In the short time you’re here Before my black thumb kills you.
He’s sexy and sparkly and a girl’s true desire. So what if he’s an old, dead vampire? It didn’t stop Bella from lighting his fire… But still. Shut the fuck up about Twilight. I get it — this story’s the stuff made of dreams. Panties cream, from old moms to young teens. But these books [...]
Since we first met, we’ve been best of friends Held hands and each other’s hair, time and again We’ve stood, strong and tall, through thick and through thin, and We’re on our periods together. Our husbands and children, all like family, too They love, laugh and bicker just like we used to, but When Auntie [...]
It started as a little pile A little pile, of dirty style To wash it would just take a while A very short, short while. But my life was busy, so I let it grow, even though I needed clean and folded clothes I really let it go. The family just kept adding more The [...]