So last night after I published this post about search terms I got an email from my midget friend (a.k.a. My Second or Possibly Third Husband) and he was all, “What, no midget searches? There were a ton of midget searches on your last post about keywords” and I was all, “Gee, I guess nobody’s [...]
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So someone found my blog today using the search term “why does my ass smell like cheetos” and it made me realize that it’s been a while since I reviewed my blog search terms. I may have been on summer break, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been keeping tabs on the search terms people [...]
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So last night I was doing my weekly holy-shit-it’s-Sunday-night-and-none-of-us-have-clean-underwear laundry when an enormous cockroach scurried across the floor and when I say “scurried across the floor” I mean “tried to attack me and eat my face off” and when I say “enormous” that really doesn’t do it justice but I’ve spent the last twenty minutes [...]
So after much deliberation and one absolutely SPECTACULAR summer break, I’ve decided NOT to kill the blog for good but instead to come back with a fiery vengeance. (And by “fiery vengeance,” I mean “maybe I’ll write a post every now and then, if I happen to remember and don’t have anything better to do.” [...]
. . P.S. If you want a real post, check out my latest column over at Funny Not Slutty. And by “real” I mean “totally bizarre and inappropriate.” As opposed to this Photoshopped picture of the Bean in space. Obviously.
My friend and also a person I enjoy stalking both electronically and in person Lotus over at Sarcastic Mom does this totally weird slightly pervy super cool thing every year on her blog, where she gets a bunch of people to flaunt scare people with show off their boobs. I wasn’t going to do it, [...]
