Before: Sure, I’ll have some pot! What could possibly go wrong? After: Wow, I probably shouldn’t have smoked that pot. Oh, dear. I think I might have had too much pot. Wait, you can’t have “too much pot”! That’s ridiculous! People don’t overdose from pot! Pot. Pot. Pooooooooooootttttt. Potty Potty POT! (ducking) SHITWHAT’STHATNOISE??!? Are we [...]

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1. Completed Phase One (and only Phase One) of Operation: Finally Clean Out My Ridiculously Overcrowded Closet. This basically involved yanking out random items to create a precariously tall pile on the floor of my already-inconveniently small bathroom, where they still sit, threatening to collapse at any moment, while I start-and-don’t-finish tons of other unnecessary [...]

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