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My Last Post Was Kind of a Downer…

Bejewell on June 20th, 2008

So here’s a little poem to lighten the mood:

Don’t kiss your honey

When your nose is runny

You may think it’s funny…

…but it’s snot.

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4 Responses to “My Last Post Was Kind of a Downer…”

  1. conrad
    June 21st, 2008 at 1:55 am

    clever and funny. is it your own? have any more?

  2. writetools
    June 21st, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    you just made my five year old sons day…now I am going to hear it in stereo for the next few days :)

  3. bejewell
    June 22nd, 2008 at 7:43 am

    Conrad – I would LOVE to take the credit for that one but it was on agreeting card I got many years ago and it’s never left me. I write silly poems all the time, usually for my son or BFF’s kids, but not this one. Here’s one I wrote for BBF’s daughter, who’s potty training:

    Sometimes when you have to go
    (and you know sometimes you do),
    sometimes you just can’t hold it in
    and in your pants, you poo.

    Juvenile, I know.

    Writetools – Sorry about that. It could be a very long day for you now. :)

    Thanks for visiting!

  4. lynette
    June 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    it’s genius! LOL. I love it.

    I used to make up songs about having to pee when I was on long road trips because I’m the one with the smallest bladder..

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