So here’s a little poem to lighten the mood:
Don’t kiss your honey
When your nose is runny
You may think it’s funny…
…but it’s snot.Stumble it!
a hundred bucks wouldn’t buy you a real gold tooth.
I know this shit cause MY MOTHER had one in the eighties.
And now you know why I am insane.
Also, stop being so damn irresponsible. Fate gave you that cash to deposit in my paypal account for margaritas.