Today I was bored and wasting time conducting valuable research on Facebook for my next blog post by aimlessly clicking around typing in random names of people from my past to see if I could find them and judge them helping my friend Em find her true Love Match, when I suddenly thought, I wonder if my old friend Ken is on Facebook? so I typed in his name and scrolled through the results, and instead of my friend Ken I found this guy, who shares the same name but is decidedly NOT my friend Ken.
I was going to write something about this, or add some funny comments with Photoshop or something, but there is no way in this universe that I could EVER write anything any funnier (or more disturbing) than what is already there.
It truly speaks for itself.
P.S. Em! PLEASE don’t let this one get away!
Stumble it!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
mmmmhmmmm. momma’s gotta git her summa that ‘random play’!
Isn’t he just DREAMY?
derfinas last blog post..And the winner is…
November 20th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
i think i met him in the 1970′s at the Marine Base on Okinawa. He claimed he was really a hot item in Olongapo, Luzon, Philippines, aka the place in Subic across Shit River.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Run, Em, run!!!!!
Jills last blog post..Ho Ho Ho
November 20th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Aw, man, he’s in MY network and not that far from here. Think I should give him a whirl? He looks soooo good!
Ruby Sohos last blog post..I just don’t have any answers.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
His arms look beefy, which, I imagine, means he can squeeze a lucky girl in nice and close to his moobies. His face says ‘serial killer,’ but I bet his heart says ‘red hot (self) lover.’
foradifferentkindofgirl (FADKOG)s last blog post..it’s curtains for you, cable company. lacy, gently wafting curtains
November 20th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Hmmm, I have two weeks to fill when I’m there for X-mas. (laughing – but I also threw up in my mouth)
Does he realize he picked conservative for his political view, and that was not meant for the sexual positions he can get into? (throwing up again)
Janahs last blog post..Holy Mound!
November 20th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
LMAO whatever I can get!!
ahhhhh that is one hot pickle
flutters last blog post..Cashmere in the dairy aisle
November 20th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Hey!
I go by Tysdaddy around Blogland, but my real name is, well, you erased my last name!
You are so mean!
Ken
tysdaddys last blog post..Smoochin’
November 20th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Ew, the seamy underbelly of facebook exposed! And I never expected to be so….obese and randy.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:20 am
Um. Yeah.
Wow.
He’s HAWT!!! I want him…now.
Mad Womans last blog post..Motel Mayhem – Starring……..
November 21st, 2008 at 4:58 am
I TOLD you, if you take over my love life everything will be better.
Razs last blog post..Break Free
November 21st, 2008 at 7:19 am
Ah kin hardly resist that warm smile and that come hither look in his eyes. Ah bet he could cook us up some mean squirrel!
LuckyMes last blog post..Laughing Gas
November 21st, 2008 at 9:29 am
Ummm, no wonder he’s single? I wonder if that there Ken is looking for his Barbie…
Jimh.s last blog post..I See Children
November 21st, 2008 at 10:11 am
Isn’t Facebook amazing? So much personal information out there, heh.
goodfathers last blog post..Top 10 things I learned from Star Trek
November 21st, 2008 at 10:20 am
i kind of…feel…sorry for him?
~ms last blog post..This Just in
November 21st, 2008 at 11:33 am
Oh my gosh I just don’t know what to say.
November 21st, 2008 at 12:32 pm
“People who want to find a new friend to have sex with.”
Hmmmm does he mean friends with benefits?
What’s the benefit?
blecch.
Kailas last blog post..I’m dreaming of a White Trash Christmas
November 21st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Think he has a Dicky-do??
(His belly hangs out farther than his dicky do….)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hilarity
Danielles last blog post..Screw You, Thursday
November 21st, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I’m sorry. That was so juvenille.
But
ha HAHA!
Danielles last blog post..Screw You, Thursday
November 21st, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Oh wow..a friend to have sex with huh..good luck with that mister!
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 am
Um, I know you’re married and all, but I bet your husband would give you permission to seek out this one.
Rachaels last blog post..Oh, hai, ku you want to know what’s up here?
November 24th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Dude. My hoo hoo just slammed shut permanently. And he is in the same state as me (shudder).
The Stiletto Moms last blog post..Oh Superman Where Are You Now?