So remember when I told you people to send me some rad shit to post on my blog, so I wouldn’t have to come up with anything on my own because I suck and I’m bored and otherwise occupied and also lazy? Well, Sarah from In the Trenches of Mommyhood sent me a link to a post of hers that proves, once and for all, that Victoria’s Secret is hell bent on destroying the world, one inconveniently placed tan line at a time.
It is hilarious. SHE is hilarious.
More rad shit to follow soon.
P.S. May I just say that yes, Vicky’s Secret does offer up some truly bizarre shit for the beautiful people sometimes, but I am currently wearing a non-frilly pair of THONG panties that neither bunch NOR chafe – a feat I would once have claimed was thoroughly impossible. (Seriously, these things belong in a museum, or Ripley’s Believe It or Not, or something.)
So before everyone goes getting all Big Bad Wolf ready to huff and puff and blow Vicky’s house down, let’s keep that in mind, m’kay? Pretty sure I’ll never find this rarity again. Let the beautiful weirdos have their swimsuits with the strap for no reason. I’ve got a thong up my ass and I’m not crying. Vicky wins.
Stumble it!
Tags: guest posts, rad shit
March 5th, 2009 at 5:42 am
Thanks for the linky love!
(Unlike you, sexy momma, I happen to be wearing ginormous granny panties that came in a 3-pack. *sigh*)
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
i loves me some ginormous pj pants… but comfy thongs rock.
thanks for the link. mucho funny. love the way you’ve found a way to keep posting regularly… without having to post!! writers are a lazy bunch… don’t i know it. wish i would have thought of first…
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March 6th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Damn, you are a brave woman. I would never offer up my panties to Ripley’s Believe It or Not.
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March 7th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
So I guess there’s no need for me to call you and breathe into the phone, “what’re you wearing?”
Anymore. Ever again. Sorry about the calls.
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March 10th, 2009 at 8:58 am
vicky and i are likethis when it comes to underwear.
my teenage daughter and i bond over the underwear counters there.
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