On Boogers
There are two nostrils on this face
And five fingers on this hand
But only one’s the perfect fit
For the boogery snack that’s planned.
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On Farts
A funny noise across the room
A smell NOT for the faint-hearted
But only when I hear the giggles
Do I know The Bean just farted.
Stumble it!
May 1st, 2009 at 7:08 pm
heeheehee… that was cute. Which finger is the perfect fit? My son’s would have to be his pointer finger. And apparently, the length of that finger, along with the distance between his nose and his mouth…well, somehow they all come together. I know! How do you explain to a 2 year old that boogers are snot and it’s gross?!
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May 1st, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Ha! It’s like a cross between Edna St. Vincent Millay and Shel Silverstein.
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May 1st, 2009 at 9:23 pm
when my little one picks and licks…she spies me and says “nuthing” as if I am about to ask her what she is doing.
you gotta get Walter the Farting Dog series of books for the Bean. On Tape.
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May 2nd, 2009 at 3:12 am
Thats cute. Your very poetic! I caught my 3 with his finger up his nose, asked what he was doing and got the reply..’I'm looking for the perfect boogie’. Guess I asked a silly question. Oh..and thats not a typo,cos I’m an Aussie and we call ‘em Boogies..cos we can.
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May 2nd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Haha. My little older one has figured out the perfect fitting finger, but the younger one hasn’t!
The bean is adorable, I would die for those eyelashes, and curly hair!
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May 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Your son is adorable. It is because of that quality that tings like boogers and farts are tolerable, even cute. Not so much on older, less-adorable types.
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May 2nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Er, I meant “things” not tings.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
Funny, and I don’t usually laugh at things like that.
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
GOod to know how boogers and farts are universally accepted by children. And how ubiquitous their appeal must be to all those under the age of 5!
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May 7th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
My God, fingers in nostrils or not, that kid is so cute he could get away with ANYTHING!
May 11th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
We don’t talk about farts and burps at the dinner table. Absolutely not. No way, no how, you hear me Missy? Unless it’s a discussion of the various niceties surrounding ACCIDENTAL bodily explosions and what to say and do and suddenly?
Even Mommy admits that burps and farts are funny.
Just not at the dinner table.
TONIGHT’S dinner table.
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