So last night after I published this post about search terms I got an email from my midget friend (a.k.a. My Second or Possibly Third Husband) and he was all, “What, no midget searches? There were a ton of midget searches on your last post about keywords” and I was all, “Gee, I guess nobody’s looking for midgets right now, I’m sorry,” and he was all, “Not even for midget PORN?” and I was all, “No, I guess not, maybe midget porn has fallen out of fashion?” and he was all, “That’s ridiculous, people are ALWAYS looking for midget porn, it’s timeless” and I was all, “Well I don’t know what to tell you, maybe the Internet has just realized that my blog is not the go-to place for midget porn” and he got all cranky, like it was somehow MY fault that everybody who came to my blog this summer was looking for assless chaps or dildo helmets instead of naked midgets making sexy time. So I promised him that I would write something about hot midget sex today to try and drive more midget traffic here and
OH, HI, MIDGET FETISH PEOPLE! WELCOME TO MY BLOG. I’m sorry about this, I really am, but my midget friend made me do it. He may be wee, but he has extremely sharp teeth and he’s also very unpredictable so I pretty much do whatever he says because I’m scared he’ll bite my legs. I had to lure you here under false pretenses to protect my legs, I hope you understand. Thanks for visiting anyway, and good luck finding whatever gross midget porn you were originally looking for. I’d post some photos of naked midgets here, just to make it up to you a little, but I only know one midget and he’s being a total bitch about posing nude in front of the fireplace on that bear skin rug like I asked him to.
Also, if you’re NOT looking for midget porn but just needed some general information on midgets, I’m afraid but I can’t help you there, either. Like I said, I only know the one midget and I think it’s pretty clear that he can’t be trusted. Try wiki.
P.S. My midget friend also bet me 20 bucks that I couldn’t work the word “midget” into this post 20 times but I did so PAY UP, BITCH.
P.P.S. Search engine optimization services available upon request.Stumble it!