a hundred bucks wouldn’t buy you a real gold tooth.
I know this shit cause MY MOTHER had one in the eighties.
And now you know why I am insane.
Also, stop being so damn irresponsible. Fate gave you that cash to deposit in my paypal account for margaritas.


Stumble it!
August 25th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Can we talk to the guy that has Albino Repellent? There could be a market for that and I would like to get in on the ground floor.
August 25th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Wow. The things People search wow getting to your blog. Haha that’s freaking awesome… and weird. But awesome.
August 25th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Does this mean you’ve found your niche market?
August 25th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
wow, I did not even think to go that direction.
August 25th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I like how the Midget dick search came right before the one for Whale Vaginas…isn’t that going from one extreme to another?
And the wife beat me, bummer.
August 25th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Albino repellent?
August 26th, 2010 at 8:32 am
That’s. So. Funny.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I’m just shocked the inquirer had access to a computer.
August 27th, 2010 at 7:04 am
Are you making fun of your father?
August 27th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Make a dildo helmet? Wasn’t that the title of a recent Etsy workshop? Those crazy handicrafters.
August 27th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
i am amazed every day that i know you…
August 29th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Yup, dildo helmet was my top choice too.
August 31st, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Wiener dog ass face? Who ARE these people?!
September 2nd, 2010 at 3:49 pm
LOL!
February 15th, 2011 at 10:41 am
I love looking at what search terms send people to me, but I have to admit yours is much more entertaining. I’m a big fan of “wiener dog ass face” myself.
February 17th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Nice post. The info presented here was the greatest I could find all day lengthy, and I have been searching tough on the Internet. I believe you ought to put this up on a big social bookmarking site, you will find that it spreads like wildfire – Cheers – dave
March 4th, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Oh boy! People seems to know know their surfing and searching activities on the net is not secret…