If you’re currently growing out your facial hair and considering the Full Beard + No Mustache option — but you’re unsure if this is the right look for you — please ask yourself the following questions:
1. Are you Amish?
2. Are you Abraham Lincoln?
3. Are you a leprechaun?
4. Are you Uncle Sam?
5. Are you a Klingon?
If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above questions, this look is totally appropriate for you.
If you answered “no” to all of the above, but have already grown your facial hair out to this unfortunate style — Heads up, dude. You look like a garden gnome.
In which of the following situations is a “chin strap” appropriate?
Next Edition: Mutton chops.
Until then…Stumble it!