“What we need is a BIG day of prayer!”
Shouted Governor Perry with flair
But Rick, I’ve no doubt
That we’re in this damned drought
Because Jesus hates you and your hair.
a hundred bucks wouldn’t buy you a real gold tooth.
I know this shit cause MY MOTHER had one in the eighties.
And now you know why I am insane.
Also, stop being so damn irresponsible. Fate gave you that cash to deposit in my paypal account for margaritas.