“What we need is a BIG day of prayer!”
Shouted Governor Perry with flair
But Rick, I’ve no doubt
That we’re in this damned drought
Because Jesus hates you and your hair.
Stumble it!
Tags: If you're not in Texas you won't get this, Limericks are awesome, Rick Perry is stupid








September 15th, 2011 at 10:11 pm
I never knew you had such a poetic side! Can you do more people next? I like it!
September 22nd, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Wonder how much water it takes to rinse that hair.
Two thumbs up on the poetry, Beej!
December 10th, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Awesome.