Bejewell on April 29th, 2013

OHMYGOD would you STOP with the coughing, already? All you do is cough cough cough and it’s so loud I can’t hear my stories!!! And when you finally catch your breath you just complain about your stupid tuberculosis or Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome or whatever. It’s like you don’t even care about ME at all.

Just take some damned Delsym or go to the emergency room or call 911 or something. I don’t care WHAT you do, just SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m going to miss the end of this awesome movie about the detective and and the sexy maid and and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Great, now the fucking kid’s got it, too. SO SELFISH, DUDE. You suck.

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8 Responses to “Stop Coughing.”

  1. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who feels this way about this commercial…

  2. Awesome. Everyone at my house has been taking turns coughing since September. I told the kids to stop it the other day, and of course they were all, “We can’t help it, Mom!” I told them maybe they should just try a little harder.

  3. Awesome.

  4. Last night I was trapped for an eternity behind a loopy old woman at the pharmacy. Sweartahgahd, this was part of her conversation with the pharmacist.

    Rx: Have you even taken this cough syrup before.
    LOW: No, but I’ve taken stuff like this.
    Rx: It has hydrocone in it. Have you taken that before?
    LOW: I have no idea.
    Rx: Do you have any drug allergies?
    LOW: Just vicodin.
    Rx: Facepalm.
    Rx: M’am if you are allergic to vicodin, you’re going to be allergic to hydrocodone. What kind of reaction do you get?
    LOW: Ohh, I just hallucinate a lot.
    Rx: Facepalm
    LOW: But don’t worry. I’ll just take it at bedtime so it won’t matter if I hallucinate.

  5. I love how she doesn’t even bother getting off of the couch to dole out some to the kid. She just extends the box in his general direction.

  6. I’m the one coughing. Husband’s the one annoyed.

  7. Spot on. So selfish. Coughing getting in the way of my Real Houswive OC. Stop, I can’t hear them call each other bitches if you keep that up! So glad I found you through Renegade Mothering.
    Cortne

  8. Is that Delsym stuff a radar gun or laser. Don’t know if she should be hugging that infected piece of…

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