Bejewell on July 1st, 2013
A few things:
- You can’t pretend to be smarter than me and say things like “Accident happens” at the same time.
- I start to get silly with the pool noodle at right about the same time that I realize I’m losing the argument.
- We did not have to do the dishes after this.
- ”And let me also say…”? ”Let’s also note…”? When the hell did I turn into Atticus Finch?
- Do I really say my “R”s like that? Derrrrr.
- The Bedtime Parade was fabulous but ended abruptly, thanks to an overzealous percussionist and a weak lid on the box of crayons-slash-snare drum.
- I’m NEVER getting a new computer. Nev-errrrrrrr.