Bejewell on October 14th, 2008

NOTE: This post is part of a contest.  If you have never seen the movie Breakfast Club, you will NOT enjoy it.  Even if you HAVE seen Breakfast Club, it is likely you will still think this post sucks.  Sorry about that. 

Also, I deeply regret that this shitty post has replaced my previous post, which was Fucking Awesome.  But my greedy and grossly competitive nature leave me unable to do anything else.  If you really want to read something that is Fucking Awesome, skip this dumb ass post and get right to the good stuff.  Trust me.


Shermer, Illinois
October 15, 2008

Dear Backpacking Dad,

I accept the fact that I had to sacrifice a whole Tuesday evening writing this post and taking ridiculous pictures of myself to win whatever nutty prizes you dug up in some weird shop in New York City.  But I think you’re crazy to make me write an essay telling you which Breakfast Club or Sixteen Candles character I am. 

You see me as you want to see me.  In the simplest terms.  The most convenient definitions.

And what I’ve found out is that, deep down inside, I am a Brain…

an Athlete…

a Basket Case…

a Princess…

and a Criminal.


Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

Bejewell, Charter Member of the Breakfast Club. 

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24 Responses to “The Breakfast Club”

  1. OMG if you don’t win the contest after all this brilliance, I am going to start a huge protest! SERIOUSLY!

    And I was right, was I not, as far as my comment on his contest post?

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  2. LOL!! Love it!!

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  3. I always suspected you were schizophrenic.

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  4. You’re awesome. You should win.

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  5. Now I’m afraid to even try and compete with this. Dammit. I really wanted that notebook.

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  6. Just answer the question, Claire.

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  7. Can you describe the scuffle sir?

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  8. You look waaaaaay too comfortable in that “Criminal” pose. I’m just sayin’.

    PS Love the shirt.

    PPS We have the same glasses.

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  9. You should win!

    Love the pics!!

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  10. I think I actually heard Anthony Michael Hall’s voice as I read…

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  11. You forgot “awesome”

    You’re awesome.

    SO awesome. :)

  12. That’s hilarious…I like the princess picture!

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  13. It wasn’t dumb ass. Trust me, I know dumb ass. Breakfast Club was an awesome movie.

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  14. Look how cute you are! You should totally win the contest. You hear that BPD? Bejewell wins.

    I love Breakfast Club, but I’m really a Sixteen Candles girl myself. I’d do a post – but you’re way to much competition. ;)

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  15. Love the glasses. Definitely Brain-y. I so need to get a new pair like them. Only mine will have to be bifocals. Damn, getting old sucks . . .

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  16. Nice! Nice pix, too. I think I might be a combo as well. Or maybe just a criminal.

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  17. *sings*

    ‘Don’t youooooo, forget about meeeeee…’


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  18. Um, hi. I thought you said this was was a shitty ass post. Total. False. Advertising.

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  19. This was not a shitty post, but mark my words, I will attempt to tape your buns together if, for whatever reason, we even come close in this contest!


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  20. Love it! And now I want to go on a Molly Ringwald movie-fest…

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  21. Great photos Bejewell. My fave is the criminal pose, but all of them are awesome. I have never seen the Breakfast Club, but I will when I am medicated. Flu season is just round the corner.

  22. A photo-essay? Brilliant.

    I am a little afraid of you though. Looking at your athlete pic I’m pretty sure you could take me. And then get arrested, and look awesome doing it.

    Backpacking Dads last blog post..The Co-Op

  23. The funny thing is, now that I look back on it, I ***was*** all those kids. Played football, A student, had friends that we would today call nerds or geeks, and I was the guy that would get the beer and liquor for the party on Saturday night (don’t ask me how… LOL). Maybe not a princess, though… tiaras were never my thing.

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