Of course, they’re really ALL awesome (or suck, depending on your perspective) (my perspective says awesome), but here are some of my favorites:
- The Artist’s Early Work: A Portfolio — A portfolio of my brilliant child’s random artwork, with my objective, insightful critique.
- Midgets, Incest and Pony Play: Just Another Run-of-the-Mill Blog Post Here at the Bean — The title says it all.
- But I Really Do Wish Nick the Best — The story of Nick’s going-away party, which I attended. Did I mention that I don’t know Nick?
- How I Accidentally Fired Myself — The story of a mean, evil witch and a beautiful, innocent, hardworking princess.
- Less Sex Talk, More Wrinkle Remedies — An in-depth analysis of how I went from being the Cosmo girl to the Redbook lady.
- I’ve Been Awesome Since At Least the Tenth Grade and Here’s the Proof — My mother reacted EXACTLY how I thought she would.
- Probably the Most Patriotic Post You Will Ever Read — The “segue” picture at the end STILL makes me laugh.
- A Weiner Dog’s Life. In Pictures — A pictorial, documenting the difficult life of Napoleon the Weiner Dog.
- It’s Just Amazing I Haven’t Been Snatched Up As Someone’s Life Coach Already — It’s never too late — services are still available upon request.
- Jesus Wants Steve Jobs Dead Just As Much As You Do, Sprint. Let’s All Work Together. — Sprint actually read this post and responded. Still waiting on Jesus, though.
- The Post With Lots of “Buts” and One Unusually Tiny Head — Hint: It’s mine.
- Switzerlandish People Don’t Use Forks. Tell Your Friends. — The Switzerlandish are such assholes.
- Our Anniversary, By the Numbers — One of my very favorites.
- Lollipop In My Hair — A poem. About a lollipop. In my hair.
- I Stabbed a Guy Whose Eyebrows Are Like Haystacks but He Didn’t Die and That Pisses Me Off — True story. Not really.
- The Mall — Despite all the smack I talk, I really do love my family.
- Hello, Jack. Meet Shit. — I absolutely LOVED this post, but hardly anyone read it or left comments. This makes me sad.
- The Goodbye Hug I Can’t Take Back — My angst-ridden quest to make friends, foiled by my tendency to self-sabotage.
- It’s Just a Blog — Proof that I am a desperate, jealous, clingy bitch.
- The Rogue Bicyclist Attack — The cautionary tale of two women, their kids, and their random brush with death.
- Mother’s Day Edition: People with 17 Kids Freak Me Out — No, seriously. These people FREAK MY SHIT OUT. (This was one of the first posts I ever wrote and to this day it is my mom’s favorite)
January 7th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Hi Beej,
Re: January 5th, 2009…I truly understand everything you say here because I have also lived it, 27 years ago. I can’t believe the time has flown like that!
Every little change in my son was a death for me, some small and some bigger. On the bigger changes I had to mourn the death of that last thing and get ready for the next change to happen. At the same time I tried to enjoy all the changes. You explained it perfectly and touched part of me that could never tell another parent about these changes.
I stumbled onto your blog and that was the first entry I read, so I will keeep reading. I’ve finally dabbed at all the tears, but I have bookmarked this day so I can reread it and share it with my son.
My son’s name is David, he has been living with a girl for seven years, has a job he loves and that’s the best I can ask for all the tears I shed through the years!! (By the way, you will also adjust to the change that comes with him “living with” first and then maybe marrying. So, it’s all good practice for you to the upcoming adult changes too.)
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