- Why Taking a Picture of Yourself Giving Someone the Finger is a Good Way to Feel Pretty and Less Stabby
With pictures!
- The Mall
Despite all the smak I talk, I really do love my family.
- Hello, Jack. Meet Shit.
I absolutely LOVED this post, but hardly anyone read it or left comments. This makes me sad.
- Urine Trouble
Have you ever had a gross vagina disease? Me too.
- I Am Really Someone’s Parent
It’s true. I really am.
- It’s What You Didn’t Become That Hurts
Two lists: What I didn’t become, and what I did. I think I came out on the winning end.
- I Don’t Care What Dick Says, “Flexitarian” is NOT a Real Word
A very angry post about those nuts who call themselve Flexitarians.
- The Goodbye Hug I Can’t Take Back
My angst-ridden quest to make friends, foiled by my tendency to self-sabotage.
- The Mystery of the Desk Booger
The story of my in-depth investigation into a mysterious substance.
- 10 Lies I Told This Week (and the secret truths behind them)
Exactly what the extremely long title says.
- It’s Just a Blog
Proof that I am a desperate, jealous, clingy bitch.
- My Therapist Says I Have Chutzpah
The true story of how one woman’s marriage counseling session was completely derailed by the word “chutzpah.”
- Has Anyone Seen My Keys? With an Extremely Ironic Twist
I lost my goddamned keys again.
- The Rogue Bicyclist Attack
The cautionary tale of two women, their kids, and their random brush with death.
- Mother’s Day Edition: People with 17 Kids Freak Me Out
No, seriously. These people FREAK MY SHIT OUT.






January 7th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Hi Beej,
Re: January 5th, 2009…I truly understand everything you say here because I have also lived it, 27 years ago. I can’t believe the time has flown like that!
Every little change in my son was a death for me, some small and some bigger. On the bigger changes I had to mourn the death of that last thing and get ready for the next change to happen. At the same time I tried to enjoy all the changes. You explained it perfectly and touched part of me that could never tell another parent about these changes.
I stumbled onto your blog and that was the first entry I read, so I will keeep reading. I’ve finally dabbed at all the tears, but I have bookmarked this day so I can reread it and share it with my son.
My son’s name is David, he has been living with a girl for seven years, has a job he loves and that’s the best I can ask for all the tears I shed through the years!! (By the way, you will also adjust to the change that comes with him “living with” first and then maybe marrying. So, it’s all good practice for you to the upcoming adult changes too.)
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