Jan

At Least My Bangs Are Clean.

Bejewell on January 14th, 2011

3:15am Deep sleep. I am in heaven. My job does not exist and I spend my days on a beach lounging hand-in-hand with Matt Damon and engaging in something called “couples massage.” Husband watches jealously while collecting dirty towels. 3:30am Feel hot breath on my face. After a moment, realize this is not the warm, [...]