It seemed like just another typical Thursday morning. Alarm went off at 6:15. I stayed in bed until 6:40, cursing my life. I finally forced myself to get up, got dressed and ready for work (still cursing life), gave both of my Beans big hugs and kisses (okay, maybe life’s not SO bad) and headed [...]
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