Jan
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New Year’s Resolutions that I Have Like a 100% Chance of Accomplishing

Bejewell on January 6th, 2010

New Year’s Resolutions, 2010: I resolve to lose my keys or glasses or some other item essential to my daily life at least twice a week and then embark on a mad search through the house while uttering vile curse words under my breath but just loud enough that the impressionable child who likes to [...]

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