IKEA: Hi there! Can I help you? ME: Yes! Finally! I’ve been walking around this store for half an hour and I’m completely turned around. I’ve never seen so many secret passages. It’s like the house from Clue. I keep looking for Mrs. Peacock, but she’s probably in the men’s room. har har Get it? *snort* [...]
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