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Everything in this blog is Awesome.
You're gonna love it.
Unless you don't like cursing. Or sarcasm. Or things that are Awesome.
Also, if you're my parents, you might find out more about me here than you ever wanted to know. The choice is yours, but don't say I didn't warn you.
I am a total comment whore.
Seriously. Leave a comment.
But if you're too much of a chicken, and you still want to talk to me even after I make obnoxious chicken noises and gestures at you, you can email me at:
bejewell [at] yahoo [dot] com