Doomed

Everything in this blog is Awesome.

You're gonna love it.

Unless you don't like cursing. Or sarcasm. Or things that are Awesome.

Also, if you're my parents, you might find out more about me here than you ever wanted to know. The choice is yours, but don't say I didn't warn you.

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AWESOME COMMENT OF THE MOMENT (on $100 Bill):

a hundred bucks wouldn’t buy you a real gold tooth.

I know this shit cause MY MOTHER had one in the eighties.

And now you know why I am insane.

Also, stop being so damn irresponsible. Fate gave you that cash to deposit in my paypal account for margaritas.

--Kelley @MagnetoBoldToo

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Seriously. Leave a comment.

But if you're too much of a chicken, and you still want to talk to me even after I make obnoxious chicken noises and gestures at you, you can email me at:

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