Bejewell on November 2nd, 2012

Note: This poem is included in my amazing book Something Smells Like Pee, which is currently available for sale in both e-book and paperback formats on,, and other super groovy places. All the cool kids are buying it! He’s sexy and sparkly, all girls’ true desire. So what if he’s an old, dead vampire? [...]

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