So is it just me, or is this Baby New Year thing totally disturbing? I didn’t even know what Baby New Year was until I saw the Holiday Sweater Lady in her huge blue sweater today, with a baby taking up like half her chest in its top hat and beauty pagent sash, and I was all, “Why [...]
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Because the last New Year’s celebration I actually enjoyed was the switchover from 1993 to 1994. Janet Reno was named Attorney General that year. Eric Clapton’s Tears in Heaven won like every Grammy that existed. Picket Fences won the Emmy for Best Drama Series. PICKET FUCKING FENCES, people. The Big Bean and I were were super [...]
